|Played By||Shane Lyons|
|Occupation||Student at Bogshwartz Academy|
|Frenemies|| Harry Bladder
a parody of Draco Malfoy. Most of Sacko's lines are shouted at the top of his lungs. He hates Harry and his friends for seemingly no reason, and does not possess Malfoy's predjeduce of muggles and mugbloods. His hair is spiked up with gel, as apposed to Malfoy's slicked back hair in the first movie.
- "I demand to go first!"
- "Look at me, I'm Harry Bladder! I'm so Dumb! I don't even know what the assignment is!"
- "Why!? Just because he has a little scar on his forehead, shaped like a porkchopp!"