|Played By||Kyle Sullivan|
|Occupation||Student at Bogshwartz Academy|
|Full Name||Harry Bladder|
Harry Bladder appears in the sketches of the same name. A parody of Harry Potter, he has a scar in the shape of a chicken wing on his forehead. Harry Potter got his scar when he survived an attack from Voldemort as a baby, Harry Bladder's scar is never explained. Also unlike Harry Potter, he speaks in an incredibly high pitched voice, which could possibly be an attempt at a British accent.
"I especially enjoyed Herhiney." (her hiney)
"Does anyone have a squid? Then let us play squididge!"
"Your pimpel, is Lord Moldyshorts's head!"