Featured Kenan Thompson, sitting in a bathtub filled with suds, wearing a rain coat and matching hat and swimfins on his feet. In the sketch, Kenan Thompson as Pierre Escargot would take a break from whatever he is doing (like playing an accordion or pretending to drive a car), say silly phrases in badly-pronounced French, and then translate them in English. The sketch was commonly used to introduce the show's musical guest.
Pierre's Sayings
- Hey, stop licking my kangaroo!
- Kiss me under the bologna tree.
- May I take a nap in your nose?
- Like yogurt, I have fruit on my bottom.
- I have not showered in 36 days.
- Hey, why is your butt talking?
- Can I borrow your brothers pretty brassiere?
- Keep your hands off my chicken nuggets!
- Another one, comedic, was: "MMMMMMMM, ce' toi le' di messey de' HOT DOG AND HAMBURGER AND PIZZA AND STUFF"!!!!, which means: "MMMM! this men's room smells wonderful!"
- One line was an incredibly long mock-french sentence, humorously translated as "How are you?"
- Thompson referenced himself when he translated a line as "The actor who plays Superdude is very handsome."
- May I try on your sister's bikini?
- My grandmother lives in a pickle hut
- That's too much sauce for one puppy dog.
- That fat man is bending my pony.
- Who broke the pickle pump?
- That's not bubble gum, that's Pork Boy the breakfast monkey
- Would you like to dance and why are your gums bleeding?
- Please remove your foot from my succotash.
- I told you I had to throw up.
- Your taxicab smells like my grandmother's mustache.
- Wow! That sure is a large camel you're wearing.
- Who said you can live in my toilet!
- May I slap you with my spicy burrito?
- Wow! One elephant sure can hold a lot of liquid.
- Oh look! There's another idiot doing the macarena!
- Hey, you! Get off of my clown!
- Don't put bacon fat on my toilet seat.
- Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
- Good afternoon, Paco. Welcome to my cheese pit.
- Merry Christmas. May I get you a cup of hot fat?
- That's not an elf...that's my grandmother.
- Hey! Look what the reindeer left on my roof!
- I can see myself in your pantyhose.
- Please, stop biting my tennis balls!
- May I have a glass of cat water?
- You remind me of my special underpants.
- Let go of my grandmother's mustache!
- Oh no! The babysitter exploded!
- Congratulations on your new infection.
- Waitress, would you please stuff your pizza up my nose?
- Please remove your banjo from my bellybutton.
- Hey! That cowboy is licking my lunch meat!
- Who keeps oiling my toilet seat?
- Oh no! The macaroni is infected.
- What time is it and why do you smell like cheese?
"Your grandmother is sitting on my cheese!"